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IPO end next week.
Air Teleban looking for IPO
Board of directors
- chairman osama (I think alive and kicking)
- board of director ( either deceased or hanging around the mountainous region at the bother of pakistan)
- Independent director : haven't found one yet, are you interested?
Punjab Air IPO balloting result
Share price : 10 usd.
Public : 1 billion share
Placement : 1000 share.
Oversubscribe by 100 times.
Trading on 31 Feb 2008
Reason for the delay of listing is many investors subscribe but nobody pay up except the captain himself for that 1000 lots.
choohian, are you taking care of me ? I am pension.
sohguanh, my policy, ( and advice to grandmothers to be) look after your children well, and they will look after their children well. My hubby does not agree to the cold wintery life in Canada hence, I am here to take care of him (and his pension) Ha Ha Ha.
If i am choo hian,i would choose to live in spore.
Canada is so cold.
choohian: why dun you and hubby rent out your HDB flat and then move over to Canada to live with your children and help to look after your grandchildren? Ppl of your age should be very happy to have grandchildren living with you or you and hubby prefer the private moments of the remaining of your lives concept ? :P
Dear Pension, actually I am only a housewife trading shares for some income(salary).My husband's pension does not give me much to travel to Canada to visit my children. My husband and I are very frugal, we live in a HDB flat, no car, no maid, we don't smoke, we don't go to restaurants, no strong drinks , not even beer we live very simply, or spending our time chatting with friends in our estate coffee shops. Many ppl will say we are boring. There is no way to stop ppl making comments. Nevertheless we are happy. I did make quite a bit the last few months, thank goodness.
choohian, your are generous, the staff of punjab need your support. you maybe the only one who can make this airline suceed for your financial power.
Pension, do you mean to say I am not smart but I have too much money? ha ha ha.
fairgal is smart, choohian has too much money. Punjabi air going to IPO soon ha ha ha ha.
Thank you. Will give it a miss.
Good joke. Any lobang to buy punjabi airway?
Have you invest in punjabi airway????????????
An announcement in Punjab Airways :
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery.
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right brothers!
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm.For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleased to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end
up at their destination.
For those of you who don't make it, don't worry, our staff have lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If, however,you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!
If our engines are too noisy for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off! We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because my son forgot to record it from the television. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.
Although there is no-smoking in this aeroplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over this! It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes, we are very advanced at Punjab Airways.
Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles!
Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Punjab Airways! For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Our co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Remember that guy who crashed into the White House, well it is the same bloke!
Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. For those of you who can't find a belt please tie your own leather belt to the door handle. And for those of you who can't find a seat, sit on your suitcase instead.
Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. We guarantee that we may not always take you on a flight but we'll definitely take you for a ride!"
HAVE A NICE JOURNEY ? ? ?
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery.
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right brothers!
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm.For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleased to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end
up at their destination.
For those of you who don't make it, don't worry, our staff have lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If, however,you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!
If our engines are too noisy for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off! We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because my son forgot to record it from the television. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.
Although there is no-smoking in this aeroplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over this! It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes, we are very advanced at Punjab Airways.
Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles!
Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Punjab Airways! For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Our co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Remember that guy who crashed into the White House, well it is the same bloke!
Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. For those of you who can't find a belt please tie your own leather belt to the door handle. And for those of you who can't find a seat, sit on your suitcase instead.
Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. We guarantee that we may not always take you on a flight but we'll definitely take you for a ride!"
HAVE A NICE JOURNEY ? ? ?