Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects from the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don’t believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye.
aiyoyo..i am afraid that might insult ladies here...but it is an open society, so to discuss a little bit is good for the soul..
you must do at least 20min to 30 min into it to get hot...there are no word for it....when i was young i thought size and length is important, but this play a small part...it is in the feeling of "hot" ...really.
nowaday , even media also open discussion , so i hope no offence, if there is my apology..but u got to do it with your legal partner..
niuyear ( Date: 29-Jun-2009 17:43) Posted:
Huh! How can that one become 'hot'?? Battery operated one huh?? LOL..........
there was 3 children boosting to one another..abt their uncle diving skill...
the first one said"...my uncle is a good diver, he can go under water for 10 min before he surface to take a breath.."
the second one said...",,,,that is nothing...my uncle can go under water for 30 min, before he surface to take a breath, before he dive under again.."
the third one laugh out loud..."..HAHAHAHA. .you two uncle where got terror..my uncle lagi terror....my uncle gone diving since last year until now still haven't surface to take a breath.."
correction...should be Burger King..not King Burger...hahahahaha...maybe i will start one and call it king burger...another trade infringment for this name???
cheongwee ( Date: 29-Jun-2009 17:37) Posted:
did you read the advertistment by King Burger...
some want it long, but some want it thick?...
but i thk "hot" is better....Bhwa hahahahaha..so size is of less concern...
penny or blues ...must be hot ...
niuyear ( Date: 29-Jun-2009 17:26) Posted:
What do you think is my new password? hehheh
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Too funny not to pass on,
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he could remember easily
and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
but i thk "hot" is better....Bhwa hahahahaha..so size is of less concern...
penny or blues ...must be hot ...
niuyear ( Date: 29-Jun-2009 17:26) Posted:
What do you think is my new password? hehheh
________________________________
Too funny not to pass on,
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he could remember easily
and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he could remember easily
and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of petrol." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"? Scroll down
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well done! Take care of your neck!
