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Part 2
Everyone remain silent, the phone ring again.
Man : Hello, you again.
Woman : Forget to tell you just now, my remiser call me and ask me to buy 10 million genting rights, very cheap now only 0.07 cents and mothershare oso cheap at 0.60 cents.
Man : Why buy 10 million right issue since it is so cheap, buy 100 million.
Woman : How about buy some mothershare to keep?
Man : How many mothershare you think we should keep?
Woman : I think 10 millions.
Man : Okay, as your wish buy 10 millions
Woman : Okay, Bye
Man : Bye
Man : Whoever the owner of this phone. Please claim it from the customer service counter and he left the locker room.
Haha.! good joke. Nice relief for the stock market stress!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it.
" WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.
" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
" WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
" WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"