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floppy
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28-Aug-2008 23:36
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AK = Great Sense of Humour      keep posting
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AK_Francis
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28-Aug-2008 18:30
Yells: "Happy go lucky, cheers." |
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yoh, today highlights: CEO Tamasick ranked 8th powerderful non male executive in the world, by Forbes Magz. Audit shown that China Gov mismanaged US 6.7b. Who say China has no transparency??? Do we hv such audit??? I think should hv lah. Perhaps, in reciprocate to we outsourcing of table tennis players from them, they may consider to import our talents to help them to uplift their management capability n efficiency loh. Cheers. |
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baseerahmed
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28-Aug-2008 13:26
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darylwj
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28-Aug-2008 12:22
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This is hilarious lol.. thanks for brightening up our day (lull market..gloomy weather and all) 
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AK_Francis
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28-Aug-2008 10:38
Yells: "Happy go lucky, cheers." |
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market is lull. below to ease the boring morning. hv fun. Stock Market Definitions Bull market: a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. Bear market: a six- to eight-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery and the husband gets no sex. Momentum investing: the fine art of buying high and selling low. Value investing: the art of buying low and selling lower. P/E ratio: the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. Broker: poorer than you were last year. Buy, Buy: a flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. Standard and Poor (S&P): your life in a nutshell. Stock analyst: idiot who just downgraded your stock. Stock split: when your former wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves. Market correction: the day after you buy stocks. Cash flow: the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. Institutional investor: past year investor who is now locked up in a nut house. EBITDA : earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor. EBIT: earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: chief fraud officer. EPS: eventual prison sentence |
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AK_Francis
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25-Aug-2008 18:22
Yells: "Happy go lucky, cheers." |
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yoh, my kampong don't hv airfield leh. only can take bus coach to reach my kampong. likely Sep loh. | ||||
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jackjames
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25-Aug-2008 15:40
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folks............ Airasia is launching 1 million seats for FREE once again !!!!! start to book midnight today ! go every route with airasia ALL FREE..... cool.... let me see where should I go next.... |
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tanglinboy
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24-Aug-2008 19:45
Yells: "hello!" |
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Honestly, I think the only companies that will follow the new rules will be the public service. Do you think that SMEs that are trying hard to survive this economic nightmare will follow it? | ||||
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AK_Francis
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24-Aug-2008 00:06
Yells: "Happy go lucky, cheers." |
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the new policy only benefited to st board employees and not those private sector, esp the service sectors. Coys tend to employ non citizen, esp male only, to avoid the extra payout. AK opine that just give the new born a lump sum of money is better option. As the mother can opt to apply no pay m leave whatever length she wishes. When I was infant, mum next 2 days ought to work after giving birth alrdy. |
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baseerahmed
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23-Aug-2008 22:37
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gee .. will it be that drastic ..? fear not ... all Mothers-to-Be unite .. form a Society or an Association ... and flock to Speakers Corner for a sit- in .... even the Govt will kneel in front of Mothers-to -Be ...! ..yeah just don't touch on language , race or religion .. hahaha !
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baseerahmed
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23-Aug-2008 21:09
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Baby here .. baby there ... maybe we should ask mainland China to sent us 1,000, 000 babies ... recall ... Mao had asked Henry Kissinger to take 1,000, 000 Chinese women to USA ... because they had surplus .... solve both our problems ... we have deficit babies and they have one child policy ..the extra babies could come over ...we'll grow and groom them into Singaporeans ... the parents and their siblings will be happy over there ..and we will be happy here becos we have solved our population woes ... ...and ask China to send us 3 years supply of daipers too for each baby ... hahaha ! : ) |
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des_khor
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23-Aug-2008 17:30
Yells: "Tell me who is the God or MFT from this forum??" |
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ShareJunction also fall into Bear ?? so little posting !
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singaporegal
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23-Aug-2008 16:38
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What's everyone's views on the new maternity laws? I'm worried that the new laws will just discourage employers to hire females in important roles. |
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baseerahmed
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23-Aug-2008 09:22
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God will not place a burden on a man's shoulders knowing that he cannot carry it. Parkinson's is my toughest fight. No, it doesn't hurt. It's hard to explain. I'm being tested to see if I'll keep praying, to see if I'll keep my faith. All great people are tested by God. The sun is always shining someplace. --- Muhammad Ali , Heavywieght http://www.esquire.com/features/what-ive-learned |
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Farmer
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11-Aug-2008 17:44
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Dun forget to do your "national service" hor! I'm sure PM Lee will remind all S'poreans again in the annual N-Day rally that our population is in prolong bear market ever since....I can't remember lah! | ||||
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jackjames
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11-Aug-2008 17:17
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of course la.. because they did offer $0.90 airfare, oh, for me 1 two-ways ticket to Bangkok... $5.99, cost about SGD 198 total... still cheap... found a hotel only SGD 38 for 2 person 1 night... so, 5 days 4 nights trip for 2 person is about (198x 2) + (38x 4) =SGD 548 for 2 person for airticet and hotel... best of all...... singapore dollar exchange rate to Thai Baht hit all time high ! with SGD 1 to THB 24... if you go in January 2008, the exchange rate is about 20.80 , the rate in Aug 2007 even worse, only 19.80... so within half a year, calculating 20.80 vs 24 exchange rate, you are on gain more than 15%... in other words, now everything at Thailand is 15% discount first before you purchase them. heeee... but i think thai is slowly recovering, got to change Thai bahts now.... forget about the volatile market la.. let's go for some vacation and enjoy ~ i went on sep 26 come back on sep 30, oct 1 is public holiday, resting day for us, hee.. so, take 2.5 days leave only since flight is at 6 pm on sep 26 ~
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Quek4T
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11-Aug-2008 17:04
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How many pieces of $100-note? :) | ||||
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tanglinboy
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11-Aug-2008 17:03
Yells: "hello!" |
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These days, the taxes are more than the tickets!
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Quek4T
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11-Aug-2008 17:02
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heard from friends that airfares from budget airlines are v cheap before taxes. After taxes, dunno how much then. | ||||
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tanglinboy
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11-Aug-2008 16:58
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How much after all the taxes?
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